WHERE THE HELL DID THEY COME FROM?

We're unsure. Though the band playing shows can be traced back to December 2021, the band's true point of origin varies greatly depending on who you ask. By some accounts, the band started in late 2020, when their keyboardist was stranded in an endless desert, and seemingly from out of the dunes themselves, the rest of the band emerged. The Bassist insists that he's known some of the members since he was a little kid, but refuses to further elaborate how. Others have posited that the drummer has been seen at many notable events throughout history.

Which is obviously supposed to be a joke… Right?

WHAT ARE THEY DOING RIGHT NOW?

Glitter Porn's coordinates are currently unknown, but as far as we know, they're making… something.

You can find out what they're doing by following them on Instagram, or checking for updates here!

(whenever we can figure out what the hell is going on)